Nursery Rhymes

Some funky nursery rhymes the kangaroo farmer sent me...

Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice!
Three blind mice!
See how they vote!
See how they vote!
They all voted the gah'men prat
Just so they could upgrade their flat
Have you ever seen anything quite so sad
As three blind mice?

Mary & her lamb

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Who was a nincompoop

He followed her to the food court
The food court, the food court
He followed her to the food court
And now he's kambing soup

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet
Went to a buffet
Hoping to eat tau hway
But along came a waiter
Who quietly told her,
"Today only got teochew muay!"

Rock-a-bye baby

Hush-a-bye, J.B.
In parliament
Skarly you're sued
By the government
They won't panchan you
Though you are small
Down they want J.B.
Party and all.

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty
Had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Together again.

So how now like that?
It's damn obvious, lah.
They scooped up poor Humpty
And made some orh luah.

Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill
Went Canning Hill
To marry for a flat
But soon, of course,
They both divorced
And the HDB took it back.